January 2010
111 posts
EW WHAT THE FUCK CREEPYPASTA.NET
ifitsthebeaches:
hannahlbrown:
amberelizabeth:
Friend of a friend went down to florida or somewhere for spring break. She hooked up with this guy and went back to his cabin with him one night.
Week or so, she starts getting this weird rash on her face. The doctors have no idea what it is, so they take a sample and send it into a lab. Few days later, the police show up at her house and ask...
GOIN' OUT 2NITE!
in celebration of my 20th birthday! one month and one day ago. HAH.
In the words of the precious Jersey Shore cast…. “ITS ‘BOUT TO GET SEXUAL!”
Jimmy Eat World- if you don’t, don’t
If you don’t know, honey, why’d you just say so? Cause I need this now More than I ever did If you don’t well, honey, then you don’t
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On my life I’ll try today There’s so much I’ve felt I should say, but Even if your heart would listen I Doubt I could explain
This whole...
smurfette doesn't fuck
hellyeahjakegyllenhaal:
drawnbychildren:
first of all, papa smurf didn’t create smurfette. gargamel did. she was sent in as gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the smurf village. but the overwhelming goodness of the smurf way of life transformed her. and as for the whole gang bang scenario, it just couldn’t happen. smurfs are asexual; they don’t even have reproductive organs...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
baitlyn:
Missy Elliott (31)
Phoenix (7)
Modest Mouse (2)
The Arcade Fire (2)
Fleet Foxes (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
missy elliott?!?! fuck yeah, I love that woman.
“Mahatma Gandhi on Homosexuality”
suicideblonde:
Two gay Englishmen came to Gandhi in the 1930s and asked him what he thought of their relationship.
The Mahatma asked some questions and for a short time fell silent.
Then he said, “The greatest gift God gives us is another person to love.”
Placing the hands of each man in the other’s, he quietly and with a smile asked, “Who are we to question God’s choice?”
...
“absence makes the heart grow fonder”.
“Absinthe makes the fart grow stronger”.
looking for psych paper topic. yay.
baitlyn:
thepurplecrayon:
and watching life of ryan at the same time. I’m not a fan of Ryan Sheckler. he’s so dramatic… but I’ve seen every. single. episode.
Hehe I watched the first two minutes of that then turned it off. I’m not even quite sure what it’s about. My mama and I were watching the Buried Life before, I liked it a lot!
he’s a little punk. he became a pro skateboarder...
looking for psych paper topic. yay.
and watching life of ryan at the same time. I’m not a fan of Ryan Sheckler. he’s so dramatic… but I’ve seen every. single. episode.
"Jake, Maggie Gyllenhaal's Parents End Marriage"
hellyeahjakegyllenhaal:
http://www.tmz.com/category/jake-gyllenhaal/
It happened on Christmas Eve.
WHAT. There is no hope for the rest of us.
GOOD NEWS!
I’m on the list to attend the family volunteer training sessions in march at CP. This means way more responsiblity and one on one time with kids and family members. I’m really excited!
I can't wait to go to sleep
so this day can END.
softsilence:
fuckyeahsweetmusic:
Fuck It (I...